Gordon Moss To Expand Pineapple Jumping To Helsinki Finland

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(Free-Press-Release.com) February 16, 2008 -- Gordon Moss To Expand Pineapple Jumping To Helsinki Finland Before The End Of The Year.

Gordon Moss, The World's Greatest Networker, announced he will take pineapple jumping, the rare art-form he created in his garage, will expand to Finland later this year.

"This is a really wonderful organization - that we will use to take Pineapple Jumping to northern Europe. Then, we will go to Sweden in 09', and eventually Russia" said Gordon Moss, who is Vice President of the famed - Pineapple Jumping Institute.

Gordon Moss, is also the world's greatest networker, and the largest printed card printer in the world.

"I keep all those damn cards in the dungeon - which is in my basement, - so I clean those things out and they are full of scorpions and giant spiders that are so big they could drive a car" - said Gordon Moss.

"Don't forget I'll be signing autographs at the Mason Lodge Pancake Breakfast on February 17th, and I can't wait to have some of the Mason Moose sausage with my pancakes - and they sweet and tangy Canadian Maple Syrup, that's some kick ass stuff", said Gordon Moss.

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