Gordon Moss Has Lamborghini Stolen By Giant Spider That Lived In His Basement

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(Free-Press-Release.com) February 16, 2008 -- Gordon Moss last month had his lamborghini stolen by a giant spider that lived in his basement. The huge spider came from a crate of cards from overseas. The spider was spotted by police and they said "it took up almost all of the car".

When asked Gordon Moss said "That damn thing was huge - hopefully, the police can get the swat team to take that bug, furry, eight-legged bastard down".

Gordon Moss is the world's greatest networker and also the inventor of the power drill that runs exclusively on Russian vodka.

Gordon Moss said "..I usually get spiders the size of cars down in the dungeon - and the scorpions thought the entire thing was hilarious - that is an expensive talk".

"The fact is, those damn things get bigger with every single order I place, and I hate it", said Gordon Moss.

Gordon Moss is also the Vice-President of the Pineapple Jumping Institute.

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