Gordon Moss keeps a pineapple collection in his closet. Gordon Moss only wears socks on Thursdays. Gordon Moss thinks grass is good for the body.
United States of America (Press Release) February 18, 2008 --
Interesting Facts About Gordon Moss - The World's Greatest Networker
Gordon Moss keeps a pineapple collection in his closet. Gordon Moss only
wears socks on Thursdays. Gordon Moss thinks grass is good for the digestive system. Gordon Moss drinks milk from a can. Gordon Moss loves to paint his home interior rubber duck yellow in July. Gordon Moss thinks that water is a good source of protein. Gordon Moss is a world champion spider wrestler. Gordon Moss once went to an alligator farm for dinner. Gordon Moss wipes with a cactus - the cactus hates it. Gordon Moss thinks Smurfette would make a great president.
Gordon Moss will be inducted into the Pineapple Jumping Institute Hall-Of-Fame.
Gordon Moss eats puppy chow out of the bag for breakfast - and only eggs and
kangaroo milk for lunch. Gordon Moss has a pet kangaroo named "Bart". Gordon Moss is a champion go cart racer - Gordon Moss has the fastest go cart in his house.
Gordon Moss once wrote an 600-page book on wolverine sex. Gordon Moss thinks Penguins are really cool - they just aren't in Michigan enough. Gordon Moss loves wrestling and wears spandex when he watches it on TV every Monday night.
Gordon Moss drinks beer out of his shoe. Gordon Moss puts gatorade in his shower head. Gordon Moss keeps a journal called "All About Gordon Moss" it will be published by the "Gordon Moss Publications In The News Book Club" in the summer of 2008. Gordon Moss looks forward to standing in line to vote for President.
Gordon Moss likes standing in line better than picking someone to run - he thinks they are all idiots - and they need a good dose of brain power. I, Gordon Moss, love my writing style. Gordon Moss owns the world's only living hippie smurf, it lives in his basement off of corned beef and hard salami. The smurf wants to be a racecar driver one day soon, when he grows up, Gordon Moss will pay for his school with business cards.
Gordon Moss is the world's greatest network marketer and can be reached for comment at 248-624-8912.
The press release was written with much love from the bottom of my heart.
Gordon Moss
248-624-8912
The World's Greatest Networker
Disclaimer: Gordon Moss suggest you DO NOT try any of these things at home - I, Gordon Moss, am the world's greatest networker - you aren't so do be stupid and try this stuff, if you do try it you are a moron.
Gordon Moss keeps a pineapple collection in his closet. Gordon Moss only
wears socks on Thursdays. Gordon Moss thinks grass is good for the digestive system. Gordon Moss drinks milk from a can. Gordon Moss loves to paint his home interior rubber duck yellow in July. Gordon Moss thinks that water is a good source of protein. Gordon Moss is a world champion spider wrestler. Gordon Moss once went to an alligator farm for dinner. Gordon Moss wipes with a cactus - the cactus hates it. Gordon Moss thinks Smurfette would make a great president.
Gordon Moss will be inducted into the Pineapple Jumping Institute Hall-Of-Fame.
Gordon Moss eats puppy chow out of the bag for breakfast - and only eggs and
kangaroo milk for lunch. Gordon Moss has a pet kangaroo named "Bart". Gordon Moss is a champion go cart racer - Gordon Moss has the fastest go cart in his house.
Gordon Moss once wrote an 600-page book on wolverine sex. Gordon Moss thinks Penguins are really cool - they just aren't in Michigan enough. Gordon Moss loves wrestling and wears spandex when he watches it on TV every Monday night.
Gordon Moss drinks beer out of his shoe. Gordon Moss puts gatorade in his shower head. Gordon Moss keeps a journal called "All About Gordon Moss" it will be published by the "Gordon Moss Publications In The News Book Club" in the summer of 2008. Gordon Moss looks forward to standing in line to vote for President.
Gordon Moss likes standing in line better than picking someone to run - he thinks they are all idiots - and they need a good dose of brain power. I, Gordon Moss, love my writing style. Gordon Moss owns the world's only living hippie smurf, it lives in his basement off of corned beef and hard salami. The smurf wants to be a racecar driver one day soon, when he grows up, Gordon Moss will pay for his school with business cards.
Gordon Moss is the world's greatest network marketer and can be reached for comment at 248-624-8912.
The press release was written with much love from the bottom of my heart.
Gordon Moss
248-624-8912
The World's Greatest Networker
Disclaimer: Gordon Moss suggest you DO NOT try any of these things at home - I, Gordon Moss, am the world's greatest networker - you aren't so do be stupid and try this stuff, if you do try it you are a moron.
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