Gordon Moss (the world's greatest networker) Announced On Tuesday He Owns A Can Of Tuna

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(Free-Press-Release.com) February 19, 2008 -- Gordon Moss (The World's Greatest Networker) Announced On Tuesday He Owns A Can Of Tuna

Gordon Moss in a blockbuster announcement revealed that
he (Gordon Moss) owns a can of tuna, and he (Gordon Moss)
keeps it in his kitchen.

"I've had this thing for years" said Gordon Moss then
added "...maybe one day I'll eat it".

Gordon Moss has also created the world's first Vanilla
flavored dolphin which Gordon Moss wants to increase
production.

"My position has always been that sharks should have
good food to eat and - a vanilla flavored dolphin would
certainly help both sharks and whales enjoy a dessert
from time to time - and next one will be chocolate
flavored".

Many people are stunned by this announcement as
Fred Jarenski said "This guy is just a real bastard".

Gordon Moss agrees but insist that sea creatures can
enjoy vanilla flavored dolphins and look for more,
which should drive them further away from eating
humans.

"This is important science and it should not be

swept under the rug like these people want to
do - not hardly" said Gordon Moss, "..but instead
what should happen is the entire scientific community
should embrace this project and realize that I, Gordon Moss,
am only out to solve problems facing our planet that
is in peril - and you want to tell me, Gordon Moss,
that I am not doing what needs to be done, I, Gordon
Moss, firmly disagree with you" said Gordon Moss.

"Anyone that disagrees with this project probably
wants to get up every morning and have a kitten

for breakfast - they are just evil and ruthless
people who are trying to prevent me, Gordon Moss,
from imporving the world, because once people realize
the breakthrough and advancement in technology and
knowledge it actually requires to create a vanilla
flavored dolphin, then people will realize this
can be used to literally save the world as we
know it, and I, Gordon Moss, will be responsible
for that" said Gordon Moss.

Gordon Moss is call the world's greatest networker,
and is a world class inventor. He, Gordon Moss, can

be reached for comment at 248-624-8912.

Gordon Moss
The World's Greatest Networker
248-624-8912

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