Gordon Moss (the world's greatest networker) Announced He Will Endorse Smurfette For President

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(Free-Press-Release.com) March 2, 2008 -- Gordon Moss, the world's greatest networker, announced at a press conference on Sunday, that he will endorse Smurfette for President of the United States.

"She would be the first woman to become president, although I think she does suffer from depression, and that is why she is blue, but who would not be blue after 20 years of Bush, Clinton, Bush" said Gordon Moss.

"If you've ever watched the Smurfs you can see that Smurfette has been trained to run a country where everyone is equal, which is a lot better than the idiots we have now" Gordon Moss added.

Gordon Moss, is also the Vice-President of the Pineapple Jumping Institute.

Gordon Moss