The Slang Market’s arrival in cyber space is long over due. Many faces begin to smile with anticipation of precisely how the Slang Market will brighten future days by saturating life with absurdity.
United States of America (Press Release) April 11, 2008 --
A new website has just been launched by The Slang Market in an effort to keep communication channels open with the public for the most humorous of purposes. The site, http://slangmarket.com, currently displays the nothing more than the company’s official hotline. This phone number has been established in order to allow the general population to relay feed back to the company, leave obscene messages, and/or express advertising interests.
The new site does not provide any information regarding The Slang Market’s facility, its marketing programs, or its promotional projects undertaken to date. It does not include extensive information about advertisement strategies or useful tips on reducing public relations costs. Various informative videos, article and adverts produced by The Slang Market are rumored to be available on the site soon. This will possibly be accompanied by embedded multimedia to help lure patrons to the website.
“Our website is nothing more than nonsense at the present time,” said a senior company spokesperson. “There was a large humor vacuum on the net that presented a large void to fill. We have assumed the responsibility to provide people of all races, genders, and ethnicities with adequate amounts humor derived from the inane aspects of life. Furthermore, we plan to compile various remote components of the internet for our fans to enjoy for free.”
The new site does not provide any information regarding The Slang Market’s facility, its marketing programs, or its promotional projects undertaken to date. It does not include extensive information about advertisement strategies or useful tips on reducing public relations costs. Various informative videos, article and adverts produced by The Slang Market are rumored to be available on the site soon. This will possibly be accompanied by embedded multimedia to help lure patrons to the website.
“Our website is nothing more than nonsense at the present time,” said a senior company spokesperson. “There was a large humor vacuum on the net that presented a large void to fill. We have assumed the responsibility to provide people of all races, genders, and ethnicities with adequate amounts humor derived from the inane aspects of life. Furthermore, we plan to compile various remote components of the internet for our fans to enjoy for free.”
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