My Boyfriend Is Bob, says Marketa Linden

United States of America (Press Release) May 11, 2008 -- It should seems as ironic and Canadian joke or killing wit of girl with baby face Marketa Linden and her ability to recognise when it is the right time to jump on increasing wave with windsurfing kit and when wait, the difficult ability to deside quickly and correctly or know when wait except pressure from media and smiles who is at bottom and Huns over hill, social climbers, who will be beaten as unexperienced and arrogant army lost battle with quiet Siouxes at Little Big Horn with tam tams and fires on the hills such as in Lord of Ring.

Marketa Linden attends on Monday 12th of May the premiere of Sex And The City in London and she says her all gossips about her mystery boyfriends in this time, when she isn't in relationship are funny and she takes them with smile.,My real partner is perhaps now Robert and you should take snap with us, but it will not be very great value for glossy magazines,me and my Robert or Bob [boyfriend on batteries]', says Marketa Linden. 'I will not comment any articles about me and my cousin or George Clooney or some interview from Sarah Larson how she saw Michail Gorbachev. I can confirm I will attend Gorbachev Gala.If you want to see who is who and who is with whom and agreed with my royal family, wait for Ascot, if you see Miss Middleton not only in royal box, but in landau or speaking with me or HM Queen and who will be on the side of Prince Harry or Prince Andrew, if someone. I don't like, that some article about scarf on website where I had an interview but 300.000 dollars were sent to seven charities in USA, UK and CR, are written about my great aunt, HM Queen, what's great, beacuse also Agyness Deyn said, my great auntie is her fashion idol, but they havne't now any information about me and I cut ties with them. Sadly is, when I bought one supplement in one big British newspapers, there were article from one designer about scarf and how he took inspiration from Grace Kelly and Princess Anne, except the scarf is mainly linked with Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn as Riviera Chic and British Countryside style with HM Queen, but this is what Keenu Reevers called with correct name - Huns over hill, sadly from own family.'

Marketa Linden, who is with oficial name HRH Princess Marketa of Bohemia, Duchess of Windsor, is 22 years old girl, who works for her life and has never been on Civil List and says, how sad is, when HRH Prince William doesn't attend a wedding of his cousin Peter Phillips for his vacation, when he knows about this marriage long time ago, about effort of Princess Anne jumps over ranks of her brothers as well as in history, when all family thanks to Prince Philip and his Russian heritage believe in spiritual world, very similar how only muzik Rasputin became the advisor of Empress Alexandra, only in Russia with power in icons. How the setting of topic about moving female members in claimof throne after some silly forecast about Prince Andrew as King Regent, when his former wife as well as according Princess Marketa wanted to be ,powerful in bed and powerful in power, but together' - famous quote by Jackie O. And now Autumn Kelly gave up her Roman Catholic faith, the same faith of HRH Princess Marketa. If all Commonwealth will agree with changing law and cancel Act of Settlement, Princess Marketa as grandaughter of Edward VIII as the first son of King George V will become heiress presumptive after Prince of wales, not his sons.'I like wicked sarcastic tone of czech and British newspapers, now I laughed hwho must die when Anne and her son will pretend a throne. Thanks to grandpa and my deep faith I am outfrom this circus and still clear as lily with my businness and my not crossing into public finances like Cherrie Blair. When I will not do what Sophie and Edward and I am on good track, I should be fine, mainly I am still out of Civil List and with the same behaviour, conservative and strict at parade, what means public appereance, and normal and relaxed in real world, of course I can't speak about politics, nothing what in my household.'

The Guardian, what is left hand newspaper, printed a long article with criticism about prince Harry and his Nazi uniform at party. How Peter Phillips has never attended wild parties. Never lived from Civil List. Princess Marketa smiles: 'I love it. I asked Buckingham Palace about tickets for me and my friends on this show, you should verify from press office here. I has never lived on Gatcombe Park which is paid from also my taxes, but I has never obtained one penny from Queen, from this state, any heritage. I has never attacked my sister or tries to put her down, except I know, her son will inherite my title of dukedom and sister sent me snaps with her and Mark in swimming as well as prince William started to keep good eye on water polo and swimming and int Tatler great fantasmagory about wedding between social climber and lazy bone Kate Middleton and William and her new title, Duchess of Cambridge, beacuse I am the highest rank princess, for her isn;t perhaps important Beatrice oor Eugenie, if their pushy mother want to keep them on top of windmill, bacuse you should look at internetforum and royal family who is in top ten in popularity and how thse girlfriends of William and Henry obtained fame, easy peasy. You must scream and show herself with boyfriend everywhere as Zara to be in public soft spot. Or I had great laugh with Poppy Delevingne, how her great great grandmother was in landau and not horses but four duchesses.Hm,I have two dukedoms, so she should hire Fergie and Camilla.Be sure, I will go to visit Beatrice and I hope so, Poppy's mother will recognise me, than I will have great stories in New York social scene and Hollywood, how her aspiring actress girl is actress.They love my rock outlook and Victorian behaviour.'

The Guardian wrote about Peter Phillips and his fiancee Autumn:
Sponsored royals! Doing advertising! This is surely the future.

In the Hello! interview, Peter tells of the fairy-tale moment he met his bride-to-be: 'It was June 2003 at the Montreal grand prix. I was working for BMW Williams and Autumn was working in the main BMW hospitality suite.'

Surely BMW could stump up a little something for this plug? And how easy it would be for Peter Phillips to continue: 'I offered her a cool and refreshing Red Stripe, sparked up a toasty Benson & Hedges and we relaxed on a comfortable leatherette sofa, just £195 from DFI.'

Autumn Kelly has clearly got the knack; asked how she chooses clothes for royal occasions, she replies: 'I usually nip over to Peter Jones and hope I can find something.'

Watch, how Marketa Linden struggles with charm and dignity and sharp with silly arrogant people who want to hurt her family or her and has never use a word of naming newspaper linked with her. Only named Guardian linked with Peter Phillips as correct source. 'Some freebies are used as unpaid advertisment in Bond movies - car, suits, spirit, without names, in Sex And The City, great sales for shoe brands and designers, but, if someone lives only all time at mum's house and cannot show a proof of income by her own and do expensive horse sport, so? Any ad. If you are living in dad's pad and you have pocket money from his income coming from tax payers and wants a knitting line, you crossed Rubicon, becasue proceeds from Duchy of Cornwall are going to charity and my cousin Charles is out from taxpeyers incomes and he taxes his income.The sadness, what did Wessexes and were axed, now they live in huge Bagshot Park and have 150000 pounds per year. Someone assault me, of course, in secretly,I am darling of Anna Wintour and I changed her magazine to intelectual staff and cut advertisments and I am overprotected by Prince Andrew, who jumps on everyone who wants to hurt me. It is only gossips. Everybody knows, I will have blood, tears and sweat as before in The City and overprotected Andrew will watch it as goer with not to help me, beacuse I will beheaded.But it is good fun. I like to add my one comment to secret line, who from royal youngsters will courtsy to next duchess and princess kate Middleton after marriage. me not, she should learn top ten and rules how to be top ten, so she needs to become Queen as William's wife, than she will overstate me and I will be pushed to curtsey to new Queen, as only wife of prince William she will go behind my train of my evening gown. The princess is polite, hardworking, do charity,work, never corrupt, never unfaithful to husband, never accept unfaithful husband, love her kids and she is also strict mother, proud on her family and nations, brave, bright, kind, polite without rude words,always on the time, always with thank you, please, good morning, good evening, not hello in public eyes.'