You are here: Home 
Business Trade No Britney Spears, No Lindsay Lohan, No Emma Watson, No Pamela Anderson, No...
No Britney Spears, No Lindsay Lohan, No Emma Watson, No Pamela Anderson, No Kong?
By kmskong on May 15, 2008 United States of America
Kong does not appear in the seemingly important ranks of todays "celebrated" culture. Why and Why not?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(Free-Press-Release.com) May 15, 2008 --
For immediate release: May 15, 2008, Miami, FL, USA:
No Kong is listed among the seemingly essential listings of major celebrities. Why not? Should it be?
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Britany Spears, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Emma Watson, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Lindsay Lohan, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Paris Hilton, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Pamela Anderson, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Pokeman, who knows.
Kong may bring more joy to the world than Clay Aiken, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus or bit torrent, who knows.
Kong
may bring more joy to the world than YouTube, Mariah Carey or Naruto, who knows.
Who knows why these one dimensional people may be so popular and clogging up the internet with manufactured, who knows?
Maybe its for publicity? Who knows?
But some of us think Kong, Kong Black Voodoo and Kong Red Horn contribute even more happiness to the world and deserve recognition.
Why?
Who nows for sure.
But you can check Kong out and decide for yourself at:
http://www.keepitupwithkong.com
It will be time better spent then reading about Lindsay's next trip to rehab, we can guarantee you that!
And how about these?
Why are they any better?
Who
knows!
Wikipedia, Jessica Simpson, webkinz, shakira, atkins diet, limewire, jennifer anniston, eva longoria, inuyasha, runescape, poker, jay z, beyonce, american idol, jennifer lopez, marc anthony, cleopatra, jessica alba, madonna, iggy pop, perez hilton,iphone, htc, incite, anna nicole smith, scarlett johansson, carmen electra, dave navarro, baywatch, prince, nba, salma hayek, xbox, wii, playstation, tom cruise, katie holmes, wwe, youtube, mariah carey, wwe, bittorrent, bearshare, myspace, cnet, angelina jolie, disney, facebook, nfl, baseball,apple, kim kardashian, dragon ball, iron man, black sabbath, downey jr., juno.
This is all just a spoof and in good clean fun....but seriously we do ask why? Why!!!
Why are we subject to such seemingly and we suggest possibly vacuous headlines day in day out by the news.....how can we say in fun....gestapo? Is that the word...no probably not...but you get the idea.
Beware 1984.
Take Kong.
Respect the copyrights of the authors by republishing the entire press release as it is with no changes.
Related Searches
kong, kong black voodoo, kong red horn,
Post your news to the World.See you news here immediately. It's easy and free!
Create free account or Login.
Latest Exclusive News Release
- ILearningGlobal (iLG), the Personal Development MLM, Announced Today They’re Shutting Their Doors
A network marketing company by the name of iLearningGlobal or iLG decided to quit the MLM side of their business leaving many distributors without...
- How To Market Online Made Simple with iNetPro Training
- Naples Property Management - Are You Getting Robbed By Your Property Management Company?
- SLICE Marketing and Design - Announces the launch of Vertical|Slice
- Personal Credit Rebuilder Credit Repair Software announces Ophelia Jansen as spokesperson
- Terence Finnan Asks Congressman Scott Murphy To Hear His Cry And Courageously Vote Against Pelosi/Obamacare And For Senior Citizens Of His District
- US RULES IN PARTNERSHIP
- North Carolina and Virginia Drywall Contractors located around Lake Gaston and Kerr Lake have started to feel the slow economy in their business.
- Loveland CPA firm Mueller & Associates, CPA, LLC Has Your Tactical Tax Plan for 2009 - 2010
- Free Accountancy Job Board Posting
