No Britney Spears, No Lindsay Lohan, No Emma Watson, No Pamela Anderson, No Kong?

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No Kong is listed among the seemingly essential listings of major celebrities. Why not? Should it be?

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Britany Spears, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Emma Watson, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Lindsay Lohan, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Paris Hilton, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Pamela Anderson, who knows.

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No Britney Spears, No Lindsay Lohan, No Emma Watson, No Pamela Anderson, No Kong?

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http://www.keepitupwithkong.com

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Pokeman, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than Clay Aiken, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus or bit torrent, who knows.

Kong may bring more joy to the world than YouTube, Mariah Carey or Naruto, who knows.

Who knows why these one dimensional people may be so popular and clogging up the internet with manufactured, who knows?

Maybe its for publicity? Who knows?

But some of us think Kong, Kong Black Voodoo and Kong Red Horn contribute even more happiness to the world and deserve recognition.

Why?

Who nows for sure.

But you can check Kong out and decide for yourself at:

http://www.keepitupwithkong.com

It will be time better spent then reading about Lindsay's next trip to rehab, we can guarantee you that!

And how about these?

Why are they any better?

Who knows!

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This is all just a spoof and in good clean fun....but seriously we do ask why? Why!!!

Why are we subject to such seemingly and we suggest possibly vacuous headlines day in day out by the news.....how can we say in fun....gestapo? Is that the word...no probably not...but you get the idea.

Beware 1984.

Take Kong.

More information can be found online at http://www.keepitupwithkong.com

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