Gordo Moss Attacked By Larry The Angry Eggplant Of DOOM!

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(Free-Press-Release.com) July 16, 2008 -- Gordo Moss was attacked on Tuesday near his West Bloomfield home by Larry, The Angry Eggplant Of Doom.

"I was going outside to meet the Fed Ex guy and out of nowhere I was attacked by that evil, Angry Eggplant Of Doom named Larry. He might have attacked me this time, but I'm telling your right (expletive) now - I'll get his sorry ANGRY PURPLE (expletive)" said Gordo Moss.

Obviously, Gordo Moss was very upset being attacked by an Angry Eggplant of Doom - and he's recovering in his home by calling people on the phone until strange hours when only he's up. Well, that's only partly true, rumors are floating the Oompa Loompas will get back to work soon.

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