GRASS-ROOTS PARIS HILTON WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED

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(Free-Press-Release.com) August 6, 2008 -- A grass-roots campaign to organize voters to write in Paris Hilton for President has been launched by The Totally Write In Paris Hilton for President Campaign Committee. The campaign committee's website, WriteInParisHilton.org. provides free artwork for a campaign badge that can be downloaded, printed, and, in the words of commitee chairperson Dee Foster, "worn with pride, whilst dancing one's tush off."

"Like, if Arnold Schwarzen-whatever can be governor of California," Foster explained, "and some pro wrestler dude can be governor of Minnesota (or someplace), Paris Hilton can, like, totally, be president of the United States."
Asked why voters should consider writing in Paris Hilton on their presidential ballots, Foster elaborated: "Now, more than at any time in our history, we need a president who can dance her adorable tush off. A president who looks fantastic in designer jeans. A president who has a totally awesome name and is already a symbol of America and everything we
stand for."

According to Foster, the Campaign's goal is "first of all, to elect Paris." Failing that, the grass-roots movement hopes to lead the write-in vote count, or, in the chairperson's words "beat the pants off Mickey Mouse and that Ralph Nerder dude...um whatever."
Despite its suspiciously humorous-sounding name, The Totally Write In Paris Hilton for President Campaign Committee is serious about its effort to "root out" write-in votes. "A substantial percentage of the voting populace is disenchanted with both major party candidates," Foster said, "and, hence, is likely not to vote for president in the forthcoming election. Paris Hilton is a viable alternative, who is, frankly, more personable, more likeable, more sincere, and way prettier than the major party candidates. Like, totally."

For more information, refer to: http://WriteInParisHilton.org

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