Swinging With Bernie

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(Free-Press-Release.com) January 17, 2009 -- Tulsa, Oklahoma, January 16, 2009 — Because of the recent economic downturn, many businesses and entrepreneurs, have cut back on investment in research and development, as well as new product launches. But not at Hang ’em High Products, of Tulsa Oklahoma. After minutes of sophisticated computer aided design effort, and tens of penny’s in development costs, this savvy company has released the ultimate stress reliever for crooked hedge fund managers, bankers, mortgage brokers, and of course, the products namesake, Bernie Madoff.

According to company founder Billy Springfield, “Swinging With Bernie is a unique stress relief product designed to alleviate the common problems of boredom, frustration, and lack of sleep many crooked CEO’s must now endure while awaiting trial, sentencing, and going away to prison”.

Until now, many in the banking, hedge fund, and related financial service industries, were forced to go to store after store to purchase all the needed supplies to start swinging. And when your under house arrest, and can’t leave your penthouse apartment, that can make things difficult.

Now with Swinging With Bernie, executives from all industries will be able to find the stress relief they have been looking for, all in one convent location.

Each Swinging With Bernie Stress Relief Kit, includes a high quality twenty foot rope made of fibers, that are twisted together for improved strength for pulling and connecting. It has a tensile strength that will provide Bernie, his share holders, and even his cell mates with hours to minutes of fun. And unlike many cheap imported ropes, this rope is extremely flexible from beginning to end!

In addition each Swinging with Bernie Stress Relief kit also contains a certificate of authenticity, lag bolt to attach to ceiling, and fully illustrated instruction manual on tying knots!

“We see the swinging industry to be a growth industry as the economy continues to slow down”, said Mr. Springfield, “and look forward to helping those ready to take the plunge, with all the supplies they need”.
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