Author Jay Dubya has rewritten the first two books of the Bible into hardcover versions The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus. The newly authored adult versions are not written for children, for the moral majority or for the politically correct. Wholly Genesis and Wholly Exodus are currently available at online retailers Amazon.com, Buy.com, Booksamillion.com, Barnes and Noble.com, Forbes Book Club.com and at Yahoo Shopping, MSN Shopping, Froogle and at My Simon buying portals. Besides the hardcover versions, the two books also exist in paperback and in Mobipocket, Adobe Reader and Microsoft Reader ebook downloading formats.

Description :
The Wholly Book of Genesis is adult humor featuring adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Story of Creation, The Great Flood, The Tower of Babel, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The author (a former English teacher) also finds fault with grammatical problems in Genesis such as poor pronoun-antecedent constructions, redundancy and weak organization of content.

A young Arab terrorist named Mohammed Kareem Jihad discovers in a mountain limestone cave ancient papyrus renditions of the books of Genesis and Exodus. He rushes into Jericho and sells his discoveries to two archeological researchers, Professor Philip Collins and Dr. Allen Qaeda, who buy the precious ancient scrolls from young Mohammed for a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47.

Professor Phil Collins was an authority on the Book of Genesis, and Dr. Al Qaeda was a scholar on the Book of Exodus. They translated the versions (which preceded the Dead Sea Scrolls by many centuries) and found that ancient priests and scribes had edited-out half of the Book of Genesis and half of Exodus to make the texts more moral and virtuous.

After translating the new renditions Professor Philip Collins e-mails copies of the translated texts to his nephew, the author. A day later a Palestinian rocket hits the Jerusalem home where the men were doing their valuable research. Both Professor Phil Collins and Dr. Al Qaeda were killed, and the original documents were also destroyed in the misguided missile attack.

The only remaining versions were the electronic e-mails that are now files in the author’s computer. Jay Dubya now presents the unabridged translation of the Wholly Book of Genesis.

Description :
The Wholly Book of Exodus is humorous adult literature that features adult situations, language and content. The book satirizes the Israelite’ captivity in Egypt, the birth of Moses, the power struggles between Pharaoh and Moses, the Great Exodus from Egypt to Canaan and the parting of the Red Sea. Manna from Heaven, Moses receiving the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai and the construction of the Ark of the Covenant are also satirized.

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