Hollywood’s Mean Girls: Britney’s entry into Paris’ orbit
2007-01-11
By summermonica
Hollywood’s Mean Girls: Britney’s entry into Paris’ orbit where every day (night, actually, since these girls rarely come out in the light of day) is just like a petty-feud filled freshman year.
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That’s if in high school you kept a flask of Grey Goose and Red Bull under the front seat of your Mercedes and your classroom resembled Hollywood hot spot Hyde.
The omnipresent pantyless pics of Paris and Britney on the Internet firmly establish them as the premiere Popular Cheerleaders in the Mean Girls clique (if by “popular” you mean that two-thirds of the men, women and children on the planet have seen your cooter). But just like the film she starred in of the same name, Lindsay Lohan’s the Awkward Girl having a harder time finding where she fits in.
Her problems are just so relatable to any young girl: She’s getting teased and picked on by the poplar boys (socialite Brandon Davis publicly nicknamed the redhead “Firecrotch”); she’s going through growing pains with her mom (she and Dina had an ugly public row at a New York bistro); the adults at work don’t understand her (Bobby co-star William H. Macy called her out on her chronic lateness, Morgan Creek studio head James G. Robinson sent her a letter blasting her for frequently failing to show up for work, including calling in sick after partying all night at the L.A. nightclub Guy’s, and Al Gore swiftly denied her allegations that he’d offered to help rehabilitate her image).
The girl’s a little klutzy (she’s been frequently hospitalized for various sprains, fractures and ailments, most notably “dehydration,” and had her third car crash in two years); she has some “daddy issues” (papa Micheal, in prison for drunk driving, drew editorial cartoon art depicting how he’s being denied access to his daughter); she can’t quite tell who her friends really are (some nights she’s seen partying with Paris, others she’s calling her the C-word and telling paparazzi Paris hit her); she’s having some academic troubles (her various text messages and emails reveal only a passing familiarity with spelling and grammar) and just enrolled in her hardest class EVER (she’s attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings) and of course she’s got trouble with boys (she’s bounced between Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, Paris’ ex Stavros Niarchos and Kate Moss’ ex, singer Jamie Burch).
Source: http://www.msn.com
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For more information:The omnipresent pantyless pics of Paris and Britney on the Internet firmly establish them as the premiere Popular Cheerleaders in the Mean Girls clique (if by “popular” you mean that two-thirds of the men, women and children on the planet have seen your cooter). But just like the film she starred in of the same name, Lindsay Lohan’s the Awkward Girl having a harder time finding where she fits in.
Her problems are just so relatable to any young girl: She’s getting teased and picked on by the poplar boys (socialite Brandon Davis publicly nicknamed the redhead “Firecrotch”); she’s going through growing pains with her mom (she and Dina had an ugly public row at a New York bistro); the adults at work don’t understand her (Bobby co-star William H. Macy called her out on her chronic lateness, Morgan Creek studio head James G. Robinson sent her a letter blasting her for frequently failing to show up for work, including calling in sick after partying all night at the L.A. nightclub Guy’s, and Al Gore swiftly denied her allegations that he’d offered to help rehabilitate her image).
The girl’s a little klutzy (she’s been frequently hospitalized for various sprains, fractures and ailments, most notably “dehydration,” and had her third car crash in two years); she has some “daddy issues” (papa Micheal, in prison for drunk driving, drew editorial cartoon art depicting how he’s being denied access to his daughter); she can’t quite tell who her friends really are (some nights she’s seen partying with Paris, others she’s calling her the C-word and telling paparazzi Paris hit her); she’s having some academic troubles (her various text messages and emails reveal only a passing familiarity with spelling and grammar) and just enrolled in her hardest class EVER (she’s attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings) and of course she’s got trouble with boys (she’s bounced between Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, Paris’ ex Stavros Niarchos and Kate Moss’ ex, singer Jamie Burch).
Source: http://www.msn.com
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