For Immediate Release:

April 20th, 2007

Bill Gates was astouned when he found out that he could create a piechart in java
easily, simply by using the 1-2-3 PieCharts. He immediately took out his credit card,
and purchased a license, which he then put on his big screen t.v. His jaw dropped
in amazement while he dripped saliva.

CEO and Chief Executive Officer Bill Schmitty said 'Wow, I've never seen billy do that
before'. And then Billy bought a copy of the license too, and his jaw dropped and he
dripped saliva.

CEO's of major companies throughout the country have had saliva drop from there
mouth. It is the new trend. Don't you want to be cool like them? Then you must buy
a copy/license of this great amazing software. And then you can get an unlimited
supply of saliva (disclaimer: unlimted does not necessarily mean unlimited, it is just an
expression which means a large abudance of, and sounds better to say it that way.
But note, some people may not have a large abudance of saliva, in which case this
expression does not apply to you. An 'unlimited' supply of saliva simply implys that you
will, providing you can salivate, and are a human being that appreciates quality piecharts,
then you will salivate like billy boy).

1-2-3 PieCharts can be purchased at http://www.wyka-warzecha.com/. So get it
now, and watch saliva come out of your mouth.

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