Gordon Moss, The World's Greatest Networker, Will Change Brand of Cigarettes.

Tobacco giants, Phillip Morris and R.J. Reynolds are jockying for position today after The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss, announced he was going to change from the Camel non-filter brand he has smoked for years.

Moss stated "These dammed Camels are screwing up my singing career". Moss is well known for his award winning rendition of "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man" and "99 bottles of beer".

"I ain't gonna smoke no sissy ass, filtered, faggot cigarette though", Moss said.

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