The SLAM CARD is causing a sensation in offices, subways, bars and colleges across

the country. Like a greeting card, it sums up your sentiments in a clever phrase. But

conversely, SLAM CARDS are meant for people you can hardly stand or as a gag

between knowing friends. Each SLAM CARD contains a terse truism that tells people

exactly what you’re thinking.


Touted as “Handy one-liners, Always on Hand”, SLAM CARDS come in packs

of 10 in 6 different categories including “Office Offenders”, “Commuter Lines”

and “Dating Deck”. They feature such lines as “I’ll try being nicer if you try being

smarter” for office dolts and “I know it was you who farted” for the offensive fellow

passenger. The SLAM CARD is not wholly mean-spirited, however. The reverse side

encourages the bearer not to take offense but rather “rethink some of your social skills”.


Think of SLAM CARDS as license to let your inner voice do the talking. Now,

that’s true freedom of speech. Though maybe not what our founding fathers had in mind,

it’s certainly a refreshing take on the concept. SLAM CARDS are sold online at

www.theslamcard.com or www.shutfup.com. Your favorite slams are also available on

T-shirts, mugs, magnets and even in fortune cookies. ###





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